the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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