I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
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You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
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Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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