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paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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