I'll bet she douches with gravy.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
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