Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
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