Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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