I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Randomize
