If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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