I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
nutella sex= disaster
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
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I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
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Hello my rib-scented angel!
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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