when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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