We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Randomize
