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Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window

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(602): Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window http://tfl.nu/pu84

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So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading

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(416): So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading http://tfl.nu/2fp9

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(310): View more from California

Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta

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(310): Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta http://tfl.nu/zeqg

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(616): View more from Michigan

you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed

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(616): you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed http://tfl.nu/lgzp

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Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?

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Why wouldn't there be.

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(704): Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower? (954): Why wouldn't there be. http://tfl.nu/wwnv

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(972): View more from Texas

Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...

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Was she wearing cherry chapstick??

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No. Life's not always a fairytale.....

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(972): Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan... (214): Was she wearing cherry chapstick?? (972): No. Life's not always a fairytale..... http://tfl.nu/2nel

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(803): View more from South Carolina

i cant cry in cvs. not again.

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(803): i cant cry in cvs. not again. http://tfl.nu/7epn

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i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy

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(908): i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy http://tfl.nu/exgt

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You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.

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(501): You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was. http://tfl.nu/yz4l

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(386): View more from Florida

well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.

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(386): well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake. http://tfl.nu/2ev4

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I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.

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(774): I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard. http://tfl.nu/r66v

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?

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(603): sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall? http://tfl.nu/ejbk

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Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business

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Way to promote small business.

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(314): Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business (314): Way to promote small business. http://tfl.nu/n30m

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MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.

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SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.

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(214): MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME. (214): SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME. http://tfl.nu/sfja

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I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.

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(775): I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me. http://tfl.nu/o8pj

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