thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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