That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
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His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
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Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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