It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
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I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
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Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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