yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
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We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
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btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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