Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
So gin and wine won't be happening again
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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