I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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