We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
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I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
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brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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