sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
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So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
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Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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