Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I looked at my own cervix.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
