the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
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He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
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It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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