I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
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they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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