alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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