You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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