I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
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Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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