We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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