when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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