vagina is talking i cant
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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