But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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