My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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