I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
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everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
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It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
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