at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I need water and some morals
wow bdsm is so cute
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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