almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
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I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
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I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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