I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
