Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Sorry my hands just texted you
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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