remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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