shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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