Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
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Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
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Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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