There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
home. puking in laundry basket.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
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