We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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