dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
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