I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
