love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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