i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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