By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
false alarm. still invincible.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
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He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
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Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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