Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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