I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
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i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
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I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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