That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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