If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
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I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I'd cum for enchiladas.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
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I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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