where am i from again
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
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a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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