hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
