The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
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i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
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I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Bring me that man meat
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
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