would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
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i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
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