I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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