he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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