It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
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i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
It was like getting head from an anaconda
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
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Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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