On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
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I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
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drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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