Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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