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obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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